This is just another regular day at the office. 😀
1. When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it’s across the room. 2. All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds. 3. Chuck Norris doesn’t have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up. 4. Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself. 5. Chuck Norris can’t … Continue reading
If you can read this you’re a computer programmer or developer.
"The problem with political jokes is they get elected.**"
Do you know reason? Let me show you it.
Life is about the ride, not the destination
Fresh hacks every day
Thoughts of an activist lawyer
Reported Shark Attacks around the World
Don't ever change yourself to impress someone, cause they should be impressed that you don't change to please others -- When you are going through something hard and wonder where God is, always remember that the teacher is always quiet during a test --- Unknown
Life is a continous adventure, learning and hoping
The garden is beautiful. No need for fairies.