- Should have extensive experience with relocating employees who have sex with children to jurisdictions without extradition treaties preferred.
- With youthful dalliances with fascism is a plus.
- Typing and ability to understand vagina (and their owners) not required.
- People allergic to incense and nonsense need not apply.
Benefits if successfully hired for the position includes the following:
- Position includes candy for strangers,
- Actual boarding in the herein-now paid for with promises of possible boarding in the herein-after.
- Covered with dental, hospital, asylum and burial plans.
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