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Vacant, Job Opening : Pope

Did I hear somebody say there was an opening for pope?

Did I hear somebody say there was an opening for pope?

The Roman Catholic Church in Vatican City is now looking for a single elderly male who enjoys wearing extravagantly embroidered silk gowns and hats that look like bedazzled toucan beaks.

  • Should have extensive experience with relocating employees who have sex with children to jurisdictions without extradition treaties preferred.
  • With youthful dalliances with fascism is a plus.
  • Typing and ability to understand vagina (and their owners)  not required.
  • People allergic to incense and nonsense need not apply.

Benefits if successfully hired for the position includes the following:

  • Position includes candy for strangers,
  • Actual boarding in the herein-now paid for with promises of possible boarding in the herein-after.
  • Covered with dental, hospital, asylum and burial plans.

Position: Pope

Fuck this shit! I quit!

Fuck this shit! I quit!

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