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Married To IT

Conversation between a software engineer and his wife:

Husband – hey dear, I am logged in.
Wife – would you like to have some snacks?
HusbandHard disk full.
Wife – have you brought the saree?
HusbandBad command or file name.
Wife – but I told you about it in morning.
Husband – Erroneous syntax, Abort, Retry, Cancel.
Wife – hae bhagwan! forget it where’s your salary?
Husband – File in use, read only, try after some time.
Wife – at least give me your credit card, i can do some shopping.
Husband – Sharing violation, Access denied.
Wife – i made a mistake in marrying you.
HusbandData type mismatch.
Wife – you are useless.
Husband – By default.
Wife – who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband – System unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.
Wife – what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband – The only user with write permission.
Wife – what is my value in your life?
Husband – Unknown virus detected.
Wife – do you love me or your computer?
Husband – Too many parameters.
Wife – i will go to my dad’s house.
HusbandProgram performed illegal operation, it will Close.
Wife – I will leave you forever.
Husband – Close all programs and log out for another User.
Wife – it is worthless talking to you.
Husband – Shut down the computer.
Wife – I am going!!
Husband – Its now safe to turn off your computer.



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Sometimes its good to write a lil' story about your life, for it's about sharing the experience you have to the world.


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