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Hidden Programs After Installing Wife 1.0

Missed “Dear Tech Support…”? So here’s another one that will make you think twice first before you upgrade your GirlFriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0. Enjoy! ^_^

From Tech Blogger

It’s been a while now since I first installed Wife 1.0 into my system, but ever since I installed Wife 1.0, I encountered so many problems aside from some unexpected processes and programs like NagNag 9.5 with automatic “\sn” (super-nagnag-mode) parameter which usually result into an argument error if it doesn’t satisfy its needs like more resources even if you call “\APOLOGIZE” command.

I also encountered new upgrades which are hidden and bundled to Wife 1.0 such as HerGirlFriends 11.9 and it’s upgraded version from old GirlFriend 5.0 plugins such as Gossip 8.7.4 and ActivityMonitoring 3.5 a hidden network sniffer, listener and tracker.

Aside from that, it also have its own InLaws 1.0, an upgrade from the old plugins MotherInLaw 55.8 and BrotherInLaw Beta release. Now with command lines like “C:\mom +call” or “C\sister +call” especially when it encountered an argument error against the system which will surely make the system reset in favor of Wife 1.0. The InLaws 6.2 program also had its own worm named “InLawsVisit” with random automatic inputs of “+mom +dad +brother +sister +cousin +niece” where it seize control of all your system resources and also, makes the system performance seems to diminish with each passing day. When installing Wife 1.0 this doesn’t provides any option as to the installation of that undesired Plug-Ins.

And after a while with Wife 1.0, I observed that it silently rewrites my system registry and policies adding new entries like “YouShouldBeHome=(time)“, “ForceToKnowEveryFriends=1“, “RequiredSurrenderPaySlip=1“, “LimitTimeWithFriends=(n(in hours with the default value of .30))” and “ForceToGiveSalaryToWife=1” which in the end will cause the system to be “almost” all in favor for Wife 1.0 if you don’t want to encounter the auto run NagNag 9.5 and its sub modules.

So before upgrading from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 please read first all the documentations especially the terms and conditions so you wont feel like a sorry ass in the end. Good Luck!

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One thought on “Hidden Programs After Installing Wife 1.0

  1. Really? Is it for reAl ?

    Posted by Myst | July 13, 2012, 5:56 PM

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