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From A Proud Catholic Moron

While surfing the net a few months ago, a bumped into this page, http://rivals.yahoo.com/highschool/blog/prep_rally/post/Catholic-school-upets-foe-with-8220-We-8217-v?urn=highschool-wp5697. And as I read this, I can’t stop my self laughing on this one, especially when I started reading the comments by the readers.

Here is one of the best “Dumb-Ass” defense of their Christian faith, against those who we’re called Anti-Christ. In my perception, the hapless defender of faith is a blind Catholic trolling around the net. So here it is and enjoy! ^_^

An example of blind faith from the Philippines, meet the Esperitistas.

    To those who don’t believe in Jesus i have a couple of questions for you that i would like you to answer?
    1) do you celebrate christmas and if yes why ?
    2) archaeologists and scientists have discovered over 25000 physical items that prove of the existence of Jesus,just to name a few are the shroud of Turin,the actual nail that was discovered with a unknown DNA on it and this was done by carbon dating process,noah’s ark in mount Arafat
    3) Why is it that when you consider a man named Jesus walked this planet and never left his home and for the record never actually traveled more then 200 miles from his home that to this day,he known around the world in every culture.
    4) The number one sold and stolen book in the world is the bible
    5) I wonder how many times you have said the word god,or Jesus but why say a word if you truly do not believe in the word
    You ask me to prove he exists i ask you to prove he does not exist

Replies (9)

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 Jeremy
1) Christmas has the word “Christ” in it. That is where the tie-ins with Christianity begin and end. Most of the western Christmas tradition originate with pagan cultures, not Christian ones.
2) Actually, the Shroud of Turin was carbon dated to just a few hundred years ago, around the same time it was “found”. Even the church has long since admited this.
As for “unknown DNA”, so…that means Jesus?? That means Jesus must be guilty of A LOT of unsloved murders. By the way, those DNA tests you mentioned prove that humans are related to chimpanzees, both species having evolved from a species of great ape.
Also, I’m curious why you would consider carbon dating to be reliable when it shows fossil dates of up to 60,000 years and works with the same principles of other radiometric dating techniques which conclusively show the Earth is 4.5 billion years old? Like with the DNA, you can’t only use it when it fits your agenda and reject it when it doesn’t.
3) Just replace the word “Jesus” in that sentence with “Mohammad” or “Buddah” and you answer it for me.
4) The number two book, with almost equal numbers, is Quotations by Chairman Mao. So are you a communist??
5) You were the one who broought it up in this case. In others, however, it is because people like you insist on forcing your dogma on others and making life difficult for those who don’t share your views.

Here is the best disproof of any religion: OTHER RELIGIONS. The reason you believe in Jesus and Christianity is because of where and when you were born. Had you been born in a different time and place you would be asking us to disprove the angle Moroni or Xenu.

The Shroud of Turin

Joshua
1. What does santa clause and rain deer have to do with jesus.
2. Nobody is saying there was not some dude named jesus that went around preaching about being cool with each other. As for the “evidence”, its all been proven fake.
3. Organizations like the Chatholic Church forced this magical @#$% down peoples mouths while waving colorful beads in there face.
4. Of course the bible is the “number one” book. it is a funny silly book of fiction. Alot of people have eaten spam. It does not mean it tasts good.
5. How stupid are you?

christianity is only one of thousands of religions throughout the ages. With stories stolen from much older religons. there will always be nutjob fanatics out there but “thank god” your fairytails will eventually die.

William
Needles nice trailer and i could be mistaken but did the statics say that most child molesters lived in moblie homes

think about it.
1) do you celebrate christmas and if yes why ?
Hell yeah…presents baby!!! And cookies!!

2) archaeologists and scientists have discovered over 25000 physical items that prove of the existence of Jesus,just to name a few are the shroud of Turin,the actual nail that was discovered with a unknown DNA on it and this was done by carbon dating process,noah’s ark in mount Arafat
FALSE!!! Not a shred of actual physical evidence exists that there was ever a magic dude in the desert named Jesus. And the shroud of turin is the MOST false of them all….even the corrupt catholic church admitted it was a fake!

3) Why is it that when you consider a man named Jesus walked this planet and never left his home and for the record never actually traveled more then 200 miles from his home that to this day,he known around the world in every culture.
The power of propaganda and myth. We all know Zeus’s name too. And Batman.

4) The number one sold and stolen book in the world is the bible
And the number album in 2010 was Susan Boyle!! YEESH! I guess either she’s jesus or people are just stupid? you tell me!

5) I wonder how many times you have said the word god,or Jesus but why say a word if you truly do not believe in the word
Lots. it’s just really satisfying to yell “goddammit!” when you stub your toe.

You ask me to prove he exists i ask you to prove he does not exist
God doesn’t exist. I know this cause I have FAITH in this fact. See what I did there?

blacksamoyed
1) Christmas is a national holiday. It started as a Pagan tradition before the Christians took it over claiming it was Jesus’s birthday..which it was not.
2) There is NO PROOF Jesus ever existed…you have the body? I think not. Also Shroud of Turin was proven a fraud long ago..get with the program. Also Noah’s ark on Mt. Ararat (not mt. Arafat..lol) was also proven to be a fraud.
3) What has that got to do with anything intelligent?
4) Actually that is a lie as well.
5) You cannot and did not prove he exists. Prove he doesn’t exist is an OXYMORON statement..you cannot prove fairies do not exist, they do not exist because there is no proof…like Jesus.

And into this rock...

Ab
When a person tells people the unbelievable it is not up to the skeptics to prove you wrong @#$%. It is up to you to proof beyond a doubt you right with solid proof not up to the skeptic to prove something to you! There is a HUGE difference in saying Jesus existed as a human on the earth and saying you have proof he is the son of God! If your logic is to end with people ask you to prove he exists and your answer is to prove he doesn’t I think that’s a joke! What if I told you aliens exist and you say you don’t believe me? By your logic I say PROVE THEY DON’T SMART GUY! Same goes for Big Foot! I say Big Foot exists you say no? Prove no Big Foot! Prove no tooth fairy too! hahaha!

Calvin D
1) i dont. but the whole @#$% world does, and i dont @#$% at them about it.
2) shroud of turin = FAKE. a nail with “unknown dna?” alien dna? i thought you christians didnt believe in carbon dating. and if you do, explain this to me: FOSSILS. the earth is older than 5000 or 6000 yrs old, or whatever you believe. how do you know it was noahs ark? did it have his name on it?
3) i beg to differ. i dont think EVERYONE on this planet knows jesus. and the ones that know about him in different cultures have been forced to know for various reasons.
4) ppl are stupid, what can i say. makes for a great coaster though.
5) its ingrained into our culture. its not by choice. by that logic, i suppose ppl in other parts of the world who proclaim their religious leaders name also proved that THEY are the right religion.

the problem with god is that he is a paradox. you can prove that the incarnation that you believe in does NOT exist. in fact its logically impossible that the “god” that you pray to is merely just your idea of the higher power that created everything. just as its impossible that all the other incarnation of a higher power are wrong. point is, humans just lack the comprehension of such things. believe what you want, youll never truly know until you die. so before you say “youre wrong! you believe in different things!” remember this: if god can create anything, could he create another god? and if so, could that god create another? how many gods could have been created from one god? or 10? or a million? an infinite number? this is a little hard to understand, but heres the example that philosophers have used in history to explain the paradox of “god”: if god can create anything he wants, could he create an object so heavy that he himself couldnt lift it? and if so, wouldnt that be a clear indication of him lacking omnipotence?

on a side note, why the @#$% would an almighty, omnipotent being require our praise?

Needles
you are nothing more than a bible thumping child molester

Needles
your dead body buried in the dirt is all the proof i need. when you die, there is NOTHING else. your dead. there is no afterlife. there my proof shithead

Tim
noah’s ark? are you kidding?

Clinging to some blind faith is a moron!

And as for my?! Here is my answer to the morons inquiry.

  1.  No, I don’t celebrate Christmas in its essence.
  2. Shroud of Turin is a fraud admitted by the Church, for the nails, until today, no evidence found that it was the actual nail used to crucify your Jesus. Noah’s Ark?! Come on! Do your really believe that kind of shit?!
  3. Want to know why? I’ll give you an example. The Spaniards came to the Philippines bringing with them the cult of a dead man named Jesus. Forcing those natives to accept new faith or die by the sword.
  4. The number one sold and stolen book in the world is the bible?! The number one video game is Just Dance 3 Wii. And album is Someone To Watch Over Me – Susan Boyle. And the number one novel is Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy. So are those things created by god?!
  5. Many times! Sometimes I also use the word “Holy” for my own entertainment!

You ask me to prove he exists i ask you to prove he does not exist.

God does not exist, for one simple reason. You people taught god as a perfect, almighty and loving god. Look around you, where is your god?! If god is perfect the world we live in should be perfect. And the rest goes with it!

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  1. Hey man, I think the catholic dude was way off base too but don’t use him as a sample of all Christians. When you get a chance, peruse my series on the problem of evil… how is it even possible to believe in a God in an evil world? By the way, Christianity was not always unreasonable. I fear many Christians abandoned their intellect about 70 years ago and many are just now understanding the importance of belief founded on rumor and not on sound reason.

    Posted by chrsh10 | April 7, 2012, 5:57 AM

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