Yeah, right! Shit does really happen. But that’s upon on how you define the “shit happen” thing.
So here are some of those “shit” according to what you believe at, as posted in an FB Page. Enjoy!
Taoism: Shit happens.
Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit….
Islam: If shit happens, it’s the will of Allah.
Protestantism: Shit happens because you don’t work hard enough.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?!
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Catholicism: Shit happens because you’re bad.
Hare Krishna: Shit happens rama rama.
T.V. Evangelism: Send more shit!
Atheism: No shit.
Jehova’s Witness: Knock knock, shit happens.
Hedonism: There’s nothing like a good shit happening.
Christian Science: Shit happens in your mind.
Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn’t.
Rastafarianism: Let’s smoke this shit!
Majority of Christians believe: Shit happen for a reason.. *
Existentialism: What is shit anyway?
Stoicism: This shit doesn’t bother me.
And as for me…
Darc xed (and his Pessimistic Realism view about life): Life’s full of big pile of shit! So, shit rules!! \m/ *
Reference: Posted by Joanna Marie Macabuhay, * added by Darc xeD